idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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