I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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