Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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