so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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