whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
