Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you