FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.