I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
23 People Have Step Parents That Are Younger Than Them
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .