HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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