perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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