You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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