i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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