He disabled his match.com account in front of me
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i dont even know how to be here
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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