we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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