...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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