C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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