You work out of a Hotel?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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