North Korea, Best Korea!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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