Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
tell me about the eggs
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