Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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