Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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