oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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