I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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