You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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