Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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