She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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