Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
God I need to hump something, right now.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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