Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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