he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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