i always forget guys have bellybuttons
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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