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(817): View more from Texas

I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.

(817): View more from Texas

I guess it was more of a nightmare.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?

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(205): View more from Alabama

Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.

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(229): View more from Georgia

I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him

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(217): View more from Illinois

If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...

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(573): View more from Missouri

He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?

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