it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.