Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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