Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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