It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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