bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Houston, we have a blender
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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