4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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