i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Randomize
