did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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