I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Randomize
