ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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