There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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