Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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