I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Randomize
