i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I believe in your delicious
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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