I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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