nut hugger
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Two words: blizzard sex
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
