There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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