just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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