its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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