jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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