i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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