so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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