the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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