At least make sure they are 18
Why
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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