He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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