It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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