conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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