I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
The adults are the big ones right?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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