Sponge bath it is.
i just google imaged poop.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
